Commissions

To be considered, I hope you’re already displaying signs of star quality. If you can play the spoons whilst wearing boxing gloves, moonwalk in flip-flops or gargle water to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody then you’ve already got a head start.

If that sounds like you, then why not get your people to talk to my people at the Pun Factory here at Mockstars Mill (my house).

All Grammy, Brit and Oscar award winners are entitled to a 10% discount!! If you don’t already have one of these, then surely this is enough of an incentive to go out there and win one or two. But don’t forget to thank me in your acceptance speech.

Here’s a photo of me presenting my framed fan artwork to the amazing Helen Skelton, my favourite TV personality. This piece celebrates just a few of the incredible challenges, adventures, and fun moments Helen has experienced.

If you haven't already, I would highly recommend reading her wonderful book, ‘In My Stride’ - it’ll give you a glimpse into why I’m such a huge fan.

MARILLION